There is no way I could be a single mom. I am currently four hours into Ryan's weekend away and I'm really looking forward to my partner in crime returning...
The other reason it's good that I am not a single parent is because I would literally have my children wrapped in bubble wrap. Don't worry, I'd cut out holes so they could be breathe.
And I would never let them do this! And then they would never get to proclaim that this was THE.BEST.MOMENT.EVER!
Even belly flops are awesome to 6 year olds and he can't wait to try again... Oy vey. Boink! That's the sound of another gray hair popping through.
And the biggest Kearney kid of all....